US Ambassador Shows Japanese PM His Retard Helmet

The US ambassador was eager to take off and show his shiny new play helmet to Japanese PM Hatoyama.
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“You see, I told Michiko I didn’t want to meet with Americans, that there’s a reason they don’t have any friends.”
Actually if you have a small enough brain 2 heads can fit under one helmet.
Ambassador: “Dah, ah hadda wear dis till ah waz 16″
PM: “Oh, 16. That explains this line of grease inside.”
Ambassador: “Dey tol me da S waz fer Stanford, but later ah found awd it waz fer Stupid”
PM: “Oh, I see.”
Ambassador: “Das how I became a am-am-bass-a-dor”
PM: “Yes, it’s a very important job”
Ambassador: “Yeah.”